Sunday, October 29, 2006

The long long long walk

It is now confirmed...Janna wants to kill me. She came very close recently. It all started with our normal routine of going for a weekend walk. But this was the walk that never ended. By the time we had explored the chain of places she wanted to see we were seven miles from our flat. Now a seven mile loop isn't too bad. But this time seven miles was the halfway point. For about four dollars we could have jumped on a bus, but being a man, I was determined to get back on our own (but not without a lot of complaining). OK my manhood had nothing to do with it. I am just a tight ass, and Janna bribed me with a nice juicy prize. It was an amazing prize that I had gone without for a long while..............


Shortly after the walk started we had a delay. When I see a crane I have to stop. The cool thing was that this crane was putting another crane on top of a building. OK so most of you would be bored by this, but I was fascinated for a good long time. While I stared at the crane Janna looked at some of the shops. You know you aren't in Montana anymore when the shops are selling skirts for guys.



The main part of the walk was was along a canal that starts way out of town and concludes near the city center. It was dug about 200 years ago by prisoners and was used to transfer goods into the city until the 1960's. Now it is just used for recreation.



Parts of the canal seemed rather counter intuitive.



After following the canal for a few miles we changed course and walk through the park following the Water of Leith. A long time ago much of the park was some lords backyard and there are leftovers such as little stone buildings and open areas. The Water of Leith is the "river" that runs through Edinburgh. We would call it a creek, but it is their country. At one time there where many flour mills and other factories that got their power from the river. There was even a little museum dedicated to the "River". This old Scottish guy with a thick accent named Jack (he seemed surprised someone came into the museum) decided we needed a personal tour. So a 1/2 hour stop turned into about 2 hours of us saying, "could you repeat that".



At the end of the Water of Leith park we began the return trip towards my prize.... It was a rather hurried trip as I was very anxious to the grab buns of my prize, but we did stop for a few pictures.

And finally as darkness fell Janna and I looked deeply into each other's eyes and I softly whispered, "would you pass the ketchup". We achieved our goal and I got my long awaited prize...........a Big Mac and fries (chips). America Rocks.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ryan -- you are too funny!! You should be a novelist -- you had me spell bound, awaiting to hear about the prize -- a BIG MAC -- I should have guessed. We have a house full of hunters -- tommorrow, they claim, they will get serious and get something!! Love & miss you guys, mom

Anonymous said...

I am seeing a whole different side of Scotland thro your eyes than I did thro Dustin and Janette's! You are too funny. Love the photos. Aunt Ella

Anonymous said...

Ryan, you had me laughing out loud at work. Thanks for blowing my cover! Now the boss knows I'm not actually working because nothing I would be doing is quite as funny as reading your experiences. Keep the stories coming!!

Anonymous said...

Ryan, I am waiting for a picture of you in one of those Scottish skirts!! I always enjoy reading about your adventures. Glad that you got to have some USA transfats!!
Love, Aunt Irene

Anonymous said...

Wow. The pictures are amazing! What an experience. We have been checking your blog periodically and will continue to. It is so fun to read! We miss you.
Love, Paula and Shawn Andersen

Anonymous said...

I forgot to mention that my friend Tyre Conrey left not too long ago for Scotland. She took a job there. She use to work in Denver as a P.A. She graduated from MSU. I just thought I would throw her name out there. It is a small world. You never know. :) Paula

Anonymous said...

I can hardly wait to read about this weekends adventures. Get out the old walking shoes!!

Aunt Irene